Pssst! Hey, buddy. C’mere a minute. I know you. I’ve seen you around these parts before. You’re a neighbor, right?
You look like the kind person who likes to be in-the-know. Y’know. A little ahead of the crowd. Clued in, right!
I can help you out in that regard. You see, I happen to know that the next WHCA newsletter is off being printed right now. But I know a guy, who knows a guy. Y’know. I got a special advanced copy. All PDF-like for people who knows computers and stuff. Just click the picture of the cover over there.
You can thank me later.